I got a Laptop for my birthday. I must say, it's rather awesome. Now I can update my blog wirelessly through my local Wi-Fi connection.
Sorry, I didn't understand 90% what I just wrote, you know, like how Aborigines don't understand the word 'sorry' unless it's followed by 'here's a fuckton of money'
So, Wayne Carey huh? The more we hear about this guy, more bizarre his whole story sounds. The story is that he's going to be pleading insanity. Yeah, apparently at the time he thought he was a Collingwood player.
Sure, the whole Wayne Carey thing sucks, but Heath Ledger's death is so worse. Now we're hearing that the Masseuse that Ashley Olsen hired wasn't actually qualified to be a masseuse, which is good, because Ashley Olsen isn't actually qualified to be an actress.
No, but if there's anything worse than dying, it's dying whilst high, and Heath Ledger's friends and co stars have come in defense of him using drugs. Jack Nicholson has said wonderful things about him, Juila Stiles has given her shoulder for the family tears, and even Brokeback co-star Jake Gylanhall has gotten behind him.
But of course, now that he’s dead, one thoughts can’t help but turn towards his funeral. A bunch of people staring at a pale white dude and wishing that they could leave.
Oh wait, that was my birthday party.
So big Election week in the states huh? This week it’s ‘Super Duper Tuesday’ for Hilary Clinton. Of course, this isn’t to be confused with ‘Buy Two Hookers Get one free Tuesday’ for Bill.
As I understand it has been some controversy with the casting booths. Yeah, apparently Senator Larry Craig was expecting something very different when he walked in.
But of course, now that he’s out of the race, Mitt Romney is going back to his day job: Looking like the guy who pushes people into traffic for insurance money.
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