10: New Tax breaks to be introduced, easing pressure on financially stressed X-men
9. Outlining of plans to break stranglehold of the powerful Vegemite lobby.
8. Finally, an investigation into the widespread Referee corruption in Gladiators.. .
7. …And just what’s happening between those McDreamy and Meredith on Gray’s…
6. No Number Six- Writer busy looking at Kristen Bells Breasts. Forgetting Sara Marshall opens in cinemas this Thursday people.
5. Intention to form a committee to discuss the relevance of convening a board who will appoint representatives to form a summit to pointlessly discuss pointless things that nobody cares about.
4. New rules mean that all Ministers must now have a zany catchphrase.
3. Motion to change Chaser’s comedy status from ‘irreverent’ to ‘irrelevant’.
2. Inquest into Film Academys continued lack of recognition for Bob Dylan Impersonators.
1. New bill to fine blogs that shamelessly ape their idols. I mean, am I even trying anymore?
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