Thursday, December 18, 2008

SHUT UP ASHLEE! I'M WRITIN' MY SONGS!

I don't hate the new Fall Out Boy CD, but every fucking song is:

First verse.

This isn't really imporant.

Pre chorus: Here's where you say something pseudo witty:

Simon's full of foul compliants/ but fouls only talk when they're not baked.

She only happy when she's baked (and I want to make her into a loaf.)

She's a sad girl who cuts (to commercial).

Spit on me (and I'll take a shine to you)

Chorus: Double the tempo. Four lines. Sing one of them falsetto.

And I just want to stumble
Fall and with my broken teeth I'll mumble
(Falsetto) I never asked to fall in love (/Falsetto)
But cocaine never asked to be a drug.


Repeat what you've written and bang your totally hot wife/ masturbate if you're the weird bass player.

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