Thought processes that inhabited my brain. New Year Edition!

However, I do think I'll like Gump's soundtrack more...


I think that Gladiator has become my new Forrest Gump, the brilliant movie that I never quite all off in one sitting. This time, I am not going to let it last, I am renting Gladiator this week (maybe..)



Celebrity Surgery update


Stephen Stills:

You were my least favourite member of CNSY, although that's kind of like saying that you're the ugliest actress on Gossip Girl.
I hope you get well soon, as that whole area is kind of sketchy, and I don't think anyone likes being poked there (well..maybe some people..)


Ashley Tisdale:


I don't like to whine, but destroying a nose like that is an affront to the entire Jewish Race/Religion. It's like Christians losing their sense of superiority, or Muslims losing their ability to somehow denigrate everything they touch.


BigStar, Yes Alex Chilton is a Big Star...

I am not lying when I say that I have listened to one of their CDs every day for this year. True, whilst that's only a week or so, but it's still quite an achievment.
Nothing can describe how wonderful this CD, barring the word wonderful, which shouldn't really be used.



Dexter! I love it!


Dexter Sieata, noun: The Practice of sleeping in the afternoon, in preparation of watching Dexter.


Dexter Fiesta, noun: The Practice of using said sleep to stay up all night watching Dexter. Generally accompanied by Whisky and Chocolate.



Sayings that I need to remember.


"Knee High to a Grasshopper."

"A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse"


Note the second one, whilst brilliant, makes no sense at all. Even if the horse isn't blind, then who the fuck is winking at it? I get what it means, but it's downright odd.