Four things. One is creepy. But not intentionally

1) Seriously Ten? (haha get it?) What's up with your promos for House? Do you just make up the most batshit theories and then cut the footage to make it comply to your own crazy fan fiction ideas? Okay, I understand that the usual 'House makes quip, misdiagnoses patient , has odd revelation that makes him correctly diagnose patient' may be boring to advertise, but it's better than what you're doing right now.




2) This is going to sound really creepy (and crazy) but today I saw the female version of me. I swear.

The tight but still loose enough to allow unrestricted movement? Check.

Black Cardigan with only the two middle buttons utilised? Check.

Messenger Bag perched on lap in the same slightly awkward manner? Check?

Hair parted slightly to one side to expose face that's awkward yet slightly adorable? Check?

I swear, if I had the chance I would have talked to her, but I'm assuming that the combined lack of self esteem would have caused the world to collapse.



3) Cute female version of me, if you only read one interview this year, then I totally think that it should be this one ( incidentally, this introduction has now made two of the things creepy, and now I think of it, the last one is maybe the creepiest of all):

http://www.avclub.com/content/interview/ben_gibbard_talks_to_mark

It's two great songwriters! And they're talking!

Side note: Best snarky A.V Club poster comment yet.
Q : Why is your music so uninspired and weak?

A: Holy Shit! I was just gonna ask you the same question!




4) Since when did chloroform come in the 'Allows victim to stay conscious enough to allow use of extremities ' flavour?




Yes, that's Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams. Who both rock. Best of luck to them.

Link:http://thesuperficial.com/2008/05/mandy_moore_ryan_adams.php?bfm_index=6&bfm_page=0