10. “Hey, I thought that same sex marriages weren’t legal until next month!”
9. “Is a pre nup still needed if both of the parties are going to be toothless and sucking dick for crack in a decade?"
8. “Hey Pete, look on the bright side, if you divorce then she has to take half the writing credit for Thks Fr The Mrs right?”
7. “Ugh, these crab cakes about as tasteful as Bittersweet World”
6. No number six, writer still pissed at not getting invitation.
5. “Does Pete know that Joe Simpson isn’t inviting him on the honeymoon?”
4. “Wow, Fall Out Boy can’t even play the Wedding March in key!”
3. “Hey Ashlee, you might wanna get over here, Pete’s gotten into your make up case again.”
2. “Whoa, who let a Gorilla be a bridesmaid?”
1. “Oh my wedding day and I feel like such a Princess …And Ashlee looks good as well I guess.”
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