Hey, so how about that Afghanistan....

Eh? I hear that Mortar fire isn't the only thing being laid down there.

No seriously, what do Tanya and Iran have in common? They both have no concept of a No Fly Zone!

Apparently it's coming out now that any soldiers found to have been pursuing a relationship with her will be dishonourably discharged. Hey, if I slept with a broad like that then I'd be looking for an oily discharge as well...

No, but word is coming out now about her doing the same thing during the first Gulf War...only the people she slept with then actually knew what she was famous for.

I hear George Bush heard "Tanya's Bin Laid-On" over the radio and thought there was a new terrorist about in Afghanistan. (okay, so there's a small leap that you'd have to take to make this one work...)

But really. Her? I mean, they were stationed in Afghanistan, not the fucking moon.


I haven't really had any time to look at other news this week. Lots of assignments for my majors at Uni. In fact, the only person whose done more Majors than me this week is Tanya! Hi-YO!


In 100% serious news, congratulations on Death Cab For Cutie getting the No.1 Billboard spot. Totally deserving of it.

Now, that's over. I think we can put the whole issue Tanya to bed. (Or at least a standard issue cot)